Turn your chickens into true killer robot mech's with these ChickArms.
This is a brand new product we are producing in 2020! These arms are made to gently rest on chickens shoulders while giving you hours of endless entertainment. Sitting in your backyard sipping on some wine watching your chickens duke it out is just what we needed for 2020!
If these don't make your neighbors spit out their drinks, you should probably move because you may be living next door to dead people. Got a commie Karen trying to turn you into the HOA, invite her over for a glass of wine and she will literally laugh her ass off and forget all about turning you into the fuzz.
These are made from non toxic PLA plastic and manufactured in the USA.